Klendau

Something that tends to suck penis' a lot. It's like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.

Wh0a!! Klendau is back on my dick!!

by Sparty January 19, 2003

kleensex

same as kleenex but Clean Sex...

After fucking:

Gimme some kleensex !

by Carl Tha Punx January 17, 2008

Kleni

Kleni is a chill person. He rarely talks and takes decisions. Kleni is a funny guy and an important member in the group. However, he used to have everything but now he is lost in time and space...

Random girl: Kleni have you ever been a pilot. Because you look like you keep girls in air.
Kleni: *smirks*

by Pp_super_hard March 2, 2020

Calvin Kleining

Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.

Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining

by Proudweareofallofthem August 23, 2012

Cum-Kleen

Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.

I've got a box of Cum-Kleen packets to clean myself up after I blow my load.

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

klena

Vincent Krum thinks this means "gay as hell" when instead it is a Slovak family name that means "extreme badass"

Those Klenas make Steven Hawking seem like a Walkman. They are so damn fine

by SwaggarMcjaggar April 11, 2015

Kleins Mom

to have a 7-2 off suit in Texas Hold'em

I had to play, I had Kleins mom

by mike April 25, 2004