iphone

A phone that's great if you absolutely LOVE having greasy fingerprints smeared all over the screen.

Dammit, I have to clean off my iphone again!! Why didn't I just get a REAL phone?!

by FuriousFanny December 27, 2007

iPhone

A ticket towards bragging rights amongst all white people, because it contains to functions that all white people love:
Angry Birds and an iPod.
Don't be fooled by the Phone part of the name, nobody actually uses it as a phone.

Guy 1: Hey man! Just got an iPhone!
*Guy 2 bows down on hands and knees*

by Autumn Tsunami November 8, 2011

iPhone

A revolutionary, awesome device, perhaps the most advanced cell phone in the world, unfortunately crippled by one of America's shittiest wireless networks....AT&T.

- Hey, let me get my iPhone out to get a map of our route to Atlanta.
- Come, on, we ain't got all day!!!
- Well, it's taking forever, the internet is so slow, they don't even have 3G in Brunswick, GA.
- Oh! Forget it! Let me just get out my Droid to find maps, since Verizon actually has 3G coverage here!

by sabisab January 24, 2010

iphonetypoese

The language that results in an email or text message written on your iphone when you inadvertently press the wrong button or your iPhone autocorrects a word it doesn't recognize.

"We'll teevaluaye our options later" is actually iphonetypoese for "We'll reevaluate our options later"

by SomeSwimmer February 19, 2010

iphone arm

Much like tennis elbow. iPhone arm is a term used to describe the pain and or numbness experienced when holding your iphone for too long.

Hey babe, toss me a pillow so I don't get iPhone arm.

by Boozer513 January 26, 2014

iphone sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.

"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."

by FitofPeak July 26, 2015

Iphone shit split

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.

I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split

by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016