The ultimate piece of white-person fashion. Though known as a woman's jacket by many, it was actually worn by sailors for many years.
Guy 1: Like my peacoat?
Guy 2: Where'd you get it? Woman's section of Le Chateau?
*Pop-eye fist to the face*
Probably the manliest sport in the world, boasting amazing athletes such as Jonah Lomu and Piri Weepu. Though constantly made fun of by Football fans (American and actual Football), little do they know that as pre-game snacks, rugby players eat people like David Beckham.
Professional Rugby Players tend to average at about 100 kgs (of solid muscle)
Current Rugby World Champions: All Blacks
A ticket towards bragging rights amongst all white people, because it contains to functions that all white people love:
Angry Birds and an iPod.
Don't be fooled by the Phone part of the name, nobody actually uses it as a phone.
Guy 1: Hey man! Just got an iPhone!
*Guy 2 bows down on hands and knees*
The natural habitat of many variants on the species known as douche bags. Thought to be where said douche bags perform mating calls, it is actually our understanding that it is just a place to hone useless muscles to ridiculous extents.
There are two forms of gym:
The one mentioned above is referred to as "the mating grounds". The second is "the proving grounds" or for normal people, High School Gym, where adolescent douche perfect theirs acts of douche-baggery and eventually develop into the ultimate douche.
Douche 1: Man, I went to the mating grounds and saw a sweet little honey, so I rep my Biceps Curls Like no other.
Douche 2: Sick story, bro. Man I love the gym! Now let's go drink our protein shakes and fist pump all night.
Douche 1: Hell yeah! Just got to go get my gold chain and v neck, and I'm good to go!
Douche 2: Sounds good!