The ultimate piece of white-person fashion. Though known as a woman's jacket by many, it was actually worn by sailors for many years.
Guy 1: Like my peacoat?
Guy 2: Where'd you get it? Woman's section of Le Chateau?
*Pop-eye fist to the face*
Probably the manliest sport in the world, boasting amazing athletes such as Jonah Lomu and Piri Weepu. Though constantly made fun of by Football fans (American and actual Football), little do they know that as pre-game snacks, rugby players eat people like David Beckham.
Professional Rugby Players tend to average at about 100 kgs (of solid muscle)
Current Rugby World Champions: All Blacks
A ticket towards bragging rights amongst all white people, because it contains to functions that all white people love:
Angry Birds and an iPod.
Don't be fooled by the Phone part of the name, nobody actually uses it as a phone.
Guy 1: Hey man! Just got an iPhone!
*Guy 2 bows down on hands and knees*