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Clumpies

To rip dingleberries out of your ass hairs, and then ejaculate over them. Then ferment them until they look like glazed donut holes. After this process you then go out and feed them to your closest friends
“Me and some buddies went out and made some clumpies and gave them to the homeless shelter for Thanksgiving. We’re such good people!”
“Just finished making clumpies for the boys!!”
by Nutfw March 23, 2024
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clumg

when a super dark african male from uganda forces a clump of mud into your stretched penis hole while you get a haircut
fatty 1- did that guy just get clumged?
fatty 2- he sure did.
by skipidiugandan47 March 25, 2024
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Clumsigga

A jovial nickname bestowed upon someone who frequently finds themselves in comical mishaps due to their clumsiness or lack of coordination. This term is used affectionately to describe someone who might trip over their own feet, spill drinks, or bump into objects in a humorous and endearing manner. It's a light-hearted way of acknowledging someone's propensity for minor accidents while still embracing their fun-loving nature.
what a clumsigga!
by Bradayy April 9, 2024
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Clumbass

She is a clumbass
by Clark13 April 14, 2024
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clumshag

A man that does not know how to control his urges to pursue other men.
My Clumshag would have a blast at the Pride Parade.
by Clan January 27, 2025
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Clump

Bro 1: “Dude, you’re not gonna believe it, I had sex last night.”
Bro 2: “Oh hell yeah dude that’s clump!!”
by astridiot July 24, 2025
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Clumber

A horrendously botched pronunciation of cucumber
Fuck's sake I don't want any more clumber
by Steeeeve2 March 16, 2025
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