Definitions by Steeeeve2

Clumber 

A horrendously botched pronunciation of cucumber

Fuck's sake I don't want any more clumber

Clumber by Steeeeve2 March 16, 2025

Chavoy 

Two or more chaviots moving in convoy

A chavoy can often be seen around McDonald's on a Friday night

Chavoy by Steeeeve2 July 23, 2024

Sports Direct Mug 

A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.

Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"

Sports Direct Mug by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024

Condom breaker 

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"

Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024

Condom breaker 

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

The condom breakers stole our wood

*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker

Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 February 5, 2024

Chavoy 

Noun
2 or more chaviots going along in convoy

On a Friday night, a chavoy can often be seen going into, or coming out of McDonalds

Chavoy by Steeeeve2 February 3, 2024