boobscured

1. When you're fooled into thinking a girl is cuter than she really is, due to her profile picture being taken a an angle that emphasizes breasts and not the rests

2. being distracted by boobs in general

"I didn't know she had a tail! Her profile picture totally boobscured that!"

by hellomybaby October 24, 2008

boobs for brains

When a girl is super attractive but really dumb, usually has big boobs, lots of make up and is very dimsighted.

Guy 1: "hey did you ever get with that girl?"
Guy 2: "no man, she has boobs for brains, I couldn't even have a normal conversation with her"
Guy 1: "that blows.."

by maccaronitoni November 17, 2014

bollsy

A cross between ballsy and bold.

You sent him a picture of your boobs? That's a bollsy move!

by geminnyc August 11, 2015

boobservant

(Noun)

Refers to a person (usually male) who is quick to observe a woman's boobs (big or small/exposed or not). Almost always able to guess the cup size, age, and realness of the boobs just by looking. This person is also very easily distracted by them, ESPECIALLY during conversations!!

The other day at school, I had some great ideas to share but I don't know how much he heard because he is a BOOBSERVANT!!!

by AcupwishingforaB March 1, 2016

bolsk

To arm wrestle with someone while giving them a handjob

I just beat Jeff in a Bolsk-off

by youcanthandlethebolsk December 16, 2016

bolster buster

the act of taking a fat dump in somebody's pillow

Harry really pissed me off today, so I left a solid Bolster Buster for him tonight

by sacawacas April 29, 2019

Bolsik

Ballsack - but spoken in a broken Russian accent.
Used to describe something that is trash or disgusting.

Connor: Look at me I’m good at this
Joe: No. You are bolsik.

by iMakeLoveToMyHondaCivic November 8, 2019