Bill O'Reilly

1. Living proof that evolution can reverse itself.

2. Proof that close-minded, ultra-conservative idiots should never be allowed on air.

3. The act of being completely and utterly wrong yet trying to "correct" and lambast someone who makes even the slightest sense.

4. The act of not being able to understand basic science and jumping to retarded conclusions (eg. Bill: "I do not understand why there are ocean tides. Therefore, God exists and anyone who disagrees is wrong.")

5. A republican nitwit that gives all republicans an even worse name than they already have.

Q) What do Bill O'Reilly and a jellyfish have in common?

A) They both have no brains, and their mouths are where their arseholes are too.

Bill O'Reilly by whattheheckisapseudonym? November 23, 2011

bill o'reilly

A man whose inevitable heart attack cannot come soon enough.

Did you hear the idiotic thing Bill O'Reilly said today?

bill o'reilly by Leefy Greans January 2, 2006

bill cosby sweater 

Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.

Come on baby, give me a bill cosby sweater.

bill cosby sweater by jacob latta balls February 23, 2009

Bill Cosby 

To drug a woman or women without their knowledge or consent. To take advantage of their bodies sexually and cover the sex scandal.

Did you hear about Cheyenne. She got the bill Cosby special by victor.

Bill Cosby by The peso bear July 30, 2016

Bill O'Reilly

The residual shit on the toilet tissue, sometimes mixed with blood, that persists no matter how much you wipe your ass. Sometimes it appears as a mysterious skid mark stain in your underwear despite using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe.

I wiped my ass raw and still ended up with Bill O'Reilly in my pants!

Bill O'Reilly by T-RaceR April 11, 2012

Bill Weeks 

reference to the instigator of the "Weekism" cult movement in which members hail the demi-god William Weeks and believe he has supernatural powers such as:
Telekeniesis
Telepathy
High Trained Sexual Prowess
Intellect beyond 500 intelligence quotient
Immortality
etc

DUDE! You just saved my life! You're like my own personal Bill Weeks

Bill Weeks by AJ Garrigus June 11, 2006

Bill Clinton 

The Best Damn Thing To Happen To America Since The Forced Resignation of Republican President Nixon

A man who actually gave a DAMN about minorites (Ruined When Bush Ignored Minorities' Pleas During Hurricane Katrina), women (Ruined when Bush endored the idea that only rightful place for women is in the household), poor (Ruined when poverty rate increased during Bush's administration), civil rights (ruined when Bush allowed domestic spying on AMERICANS, peaceful anti-war protest meetings, etc. without APPROVAL OF COURT), economy (ruined when bush took office), gas (ruined when bush took office and got worse when bush let oil companies do w/e the hell they want), and Americans in General (Ruined when .]bush said "ur doin' a heck of a job Brownie!")

Many critics point out he was a nasty god-less pervert because he had an affair with a woman and that he shoudlve been impeached...now let us take this into persepctive...

"Crimes of Presidents"
Clinton: Had his dick sucked--Impeachment
Bush: Lied About WMDS in Iraq, +2100 american troops dead, Allowed ILLEGAL Domestic Spying on Americas, Did Not Respond Quickly To Hurricane Katrina, +1000 hurricane victims dead, Gave In To Corrupt Oil Companies, "ur doin a heck of a job brownie!"--None...YET

Republican: Bill Clinton shoudlve been convicted of his crimes!!!
Democrat: If Bill Clinton "SHOULD HAVE" been convicted of his "crimes", then George Bush SHOUD'VE been tortured and hanged for his crimes...

Bill Clinton by Marcos1779 January 2, 2006