T-RaceR's definitions

Bill O'Reilly

The residual shit on the toilet tissue, sometimes mixed with blood, that persists no matter how much you wipe your ass. Sometimes it appears as a mysterious skid mark stain in your underwear despite using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe.

I wiped my ass raw and still ended up with Bill O'Reilly in my pants!

by T-RaceR April 11, 2012