widebodied suffragette

A fat, bespectacled, disgruntled, activist, lesbian usually seen dressed in drab unisex attire and bitching in some media forum. read: angry, dyke, treehugger

"Oh, that widebodied suffragette was in front of city council again last night, bitching about park usage."

by Uncle Krusty January 31, 2008

wideboy

standard kingsize rizla instead of slims. allows for a wider but shorter joint.

guy a: hey man, can i bill up?
guy b: sure, i only got wideboys though
guy a: dont worry about it then

by RABBiT:) March 12, 2009

Widespread

This is when a person spreads open their legs very very far. This is typically done on a wall or on a object (i.e. desk, table, lamp, see saw). You can also use this to describe a person or an object that looks like a person that has their legs wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee open.

That person over yonder is very widespread

OMG she is so widespread

WTF that lamp is so widespread

by Uxmal Definitions Inc. March 20, 2017

wide stance

A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.

Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.

by Craigsfan October 7, 2007

wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011

Widerstehest the Almighty Egg

A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.

"Look it's Widerstehest the Almighty Egg, the god of Peace!

by SovOverlord April 23, 2022

Widerwawy

Definition 1:

A way of saying “literally” but if you were a 2 year old that can’t pronounce their “L” or “R”

Definition 2:
You’re an Uwu furry that thinks that everyone likes you but you’re actually really annoying and you’re looking up the definition of “widerwawy”

Example one:
I widerwawy love my mommy and daddy and I wove cocomelon
Example two:
Um widerwawy so cute and, uwu! I’ll be your widdle kitten, meow! ✌️🫶

by Cherry Gasoline July 29, 2023