Samu2003

Italian blue space robot bean thingy

What is that, Samu2003?
Sam: yes

by NinjaDaJon645 January 27, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a bum. He cares about his friends a lot and he might seem shy but once he gets comfortable with you he's very funny. He's really smart but is going to fail English. He's okay looking I guess:) He's looks at himself in the mirror and tells himself how smexy he is all the time. His favourite word is smexy.

Samuel is a bum

by axszn April 10, 2021

Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021

samuel

likeable person but sometimes can be dry asf. you’ll prolly view him as emo and dry at the start but once you get to know him better, he’s actually a nice person to talk too and sometimes dam funny.

samuel, also can be known as sam

by we are temasekians September 19, 2021

Samuel Locke

Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.

Samuel Locke has a fat cock.

by Adolf H1tler November 4, 2021

Samuel

He Will smash your mom

Mom - u have new dad
Child-who?
Mom-Samuel
Child-I knew that, classic Samuel

by Mom smasher November 21, 2021

Samuil

Guy with a huge dick.

I wish i was Samuil

by Ami ne znam November 21, 2021