An amazing, beautiful girl. It's hard to describe her in words, she's just purely amazing and if you have her in your life you should be thankful. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
1:Who's that blonde you were talking to over there?
2:Oh, Stormelly. I met her a few years ago.
1:She sure seems amazing
2:Trust me she is
2:Oh, Stormelly. I met her a few years ago.
1:She sure seems amazing
2:Trust me she is
by hsuR June 29, 2011
Get the Stormelly mug.Someone who does not give a shit about the stupid things in this world that most people care so much about. Stoics do have emotions, but only for the things in this world that really matter. They are the most real people alive.
Group of kids are sitting on a porch. Stoic walks by.
Kid - "Hey man, yur a fuckin faggot an you suck cock!"
Stoic - "Good for you."
Keeps going.
Kid - "Hey man, yur a fuckin faggot an you suck cock!"
Stoic - "Good for you."
Keeps going.
by ski-ski December 28, 2005
Get the stoic mug.I had just moved in with the girl of my dreams. We’d known each other for years but she never knew how in love with her I was. But now, we live together and I finally had the chance to be with her. One evening she came home to find me on the couch with only my silk robe on. I asked her how her day was and she just let out a sigh. I told her to join me so that I could give her a massage. But first, I said, maybe get a little more comfortable. She took off her jacket and shoes and I insisted she take off her shirt and pants in order to reach maximum comfort. She took off her blouse and revealed her glorious tits. And her ass in that lace underwater made my pussy wet. She came over so I could massage her shoulders, she moaned in delight. I then slowly started moving my hand up and down her arms, gently grazing her boobs. I continued massaging and slowly ran my hand up and down the curves of her body. And then, I realessed the hooks on her bra reveling her tits. “What are you doing?” She screamed as she jumped up. I grabbed her hips and pulled her close enough to hear me whisper, “I want you. All of you” I then proceeded to kiss her neck, she moaned in excitement. I knew you’d like it, I said. “Of course, you’re all I’ve thought about since we were in middle school” she said. I then ran my fingers up and down her legs gently caressing her pussy. I played with it until her lace panties were soaking wet with her sweet juices. I slowly pulled them down while kissing her legs..
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I began licking her pussy, slowly to make her beg for it. I sped up. Faster, faster, faster. My tongue stiff, pounding into her. She screams. I take three fingers and shove them in and I grab her boob with my other hand. Her tits so tender, her pussy so wet. I continue to eat her out as I play with her boobs. “Oh yes. Oh yes baby. That’s it. Make me cum. MAKE ME CUM” I go harder and faster. Four finger slamming into her pussy. “OH MY GOD. IM ABOUT TO CUM” Just then squirt covers my face. Her juices fill my mouth. I kiss her until both are faces covered. She returns the favor. She begins by ripping off my silk robe and flicking my nipples. She then starts fingering my pussy. In and out. Slower and then faster. She then decides to use her tongue. Sucking and licking makes me moan with delight. “Yes baby. Yes. Give it to me. Suck my pussy real good you slut” she then looks up and at me and says, “ let’s have a little more fun” she walks to the kitchen and grabs the bottle of whipped cream. I giggle with excitement. She shakes the can and sprays whipped cream on my nipples and pussy. She begins licking it of my hard nipples and then slides down to my pussy and sucks all the whipped cream up. I pick her up and throw her onto the table and pin her arms up against the wall. I kiss her and slowly move all the way down her body. I stand up take her by the arm, walk her to my bedroom, and throw her onto the bed where we make love until we fall asleep spooning
I began licking her pussy, slowly to make her beg for it. I sped up. Faster, faster, faster. My tongue stiff, pounding into her. She screams. I take three fingers and shove them in and I grab her boob with my other hand. Her tits so tender, her pussy so wet. I continue to eat her out as I play with her boobs. “Oh yes. Oh yes baby. That’s it. Make me cum. MAKE ME CUM” I go harder and faster. Four finger slamming into her pussy. “OH MY GOD. IM ABOUT TO CUM” Just then squirt covers my face. Her juices fill my mouth. I kiss her until both are faces covered. She returns the favor. She begins by ripping off my silk robe and flicking my nipples. She then starts fingering my pussy. In and out. Slower and then faster. She then decides to use her tongue. Sucking and licking makes me moan with delight. “Yes baby. Yes. Give it to me. Suck my pussy real good you slut” she then looks up and at me and says, “ let’s have a little more fun” she walks to the kitchen and grabs the bottle of whipped cream. I giggle with excitement. She shakes the can and sprays whipped cream on my nipples and pussy. She begins licking it of my hard nipples and then slides down to my pussy and sucks all the whipped cream up. I pick her up and throw her onto the table and pin her arms up against the wall. I kiss her and slowly move all the way down her body. I stand up take her by the arm, walk her to my bedroom, and throw her onto the bed where we make love until we fall asleep spooning
by Jackie da bitch January 6, 2018
Get the Lesbian sex story mug.A stone butch is a butch (lesbian exclusive identity) who doesn't want to be penetrated during sex, have her genitals touched or have certain areas touched during sex or everyday life, ie: inner thighs. This identity is the counterpart to high femme or stone femme and its important to respect a stone butches' boundaries. Contrary to popular belief, stone butch doesnt inherently mean being extremely masculine, seeing as the futch scale, a meme created by reddit lesbians that was spread through the internet, can falsely depict. Stone lesbians are not cold, they're just as soft and loving as any other lesbian!! Respect stone butches! ♡
by peony femme July 11, 2019
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Get the Stone Cold ET mug.A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)
It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
by Ralph March 23, 2005
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