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prison gravy

(n)1. Uncontrollable trickling viscous fecal matter issued during or post-sodomitical coitus. 2. A spicy, thickening agent used in recipes destined for non-allies.
So, I had this guy, who looked like he'd just gotten out of jail yesterday, bent over this chair, right? And I'm fisting him with a rubber glove I just happened to have. I didn't have any lube. He was used to it anyway, given where he'd just spent the last 7 months of his life. Anyway... all of a sudden I hear this euphoric scream! Then it was like my hand was moving with a mind of its own! It was like his ass had shot prison gravy everywhere! It was so hot! Daddy, did they feed you corn yesterday?
by An Apologetic Comrade July 30, 2008
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Take No Prisoners

A phrase made popular by one of the best bands in the world(Megadeth).
by s1yf0xx April 12, 2009
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prison cunt

An oriface created on any part of the body via an incision, used for penatrative sex of the most demeaning and painful variety.
"Did you hear? Johnny swiped some blow of some clowns, so they cut him a prison cunt and filled it with their seltzer."

"Why you in the infirmary?"
"Said the wrong thing, their sucking semen out of the prison cunt on my leg."
by Dr. Sydney Viscous May 2, 2008
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prison fag

An incarcerated male, who is otherwise heterosexual, who participates in gay acts only while in prison.
Darnell ain't gay, he's a prison fag. He only sucked all those dicks to pass the time in jail.
by Zoidberg's bitch November 28, 2018
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Turkish prison

A common pseudonym for a place where acts of disturbing sexual conduct, preferably rape, has occurred, as was the case in the movie "midnight express".
"Have I told you about the time I was in a Turkish Prison?"
by A*mazing April 25, 2010
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prison call

your one call when you are in jail. Often referred to as the King of Calls.
My boyfriend used his prison call in jail.
by icedrake523 October 7, 2004
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Prison Guacamole

(n.) Any residual produced from illicit sexual acts performed while incarcerated.
After the prison gang got done with Jimmy the Snitch there was prison guacamole all over the shower.
by wildmnc January 8, 2011
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