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planking

Planking is where an idiot with a low IQ lies horizontally with their arms by their sides across an object or ground like a fucking dumbass.
Random Guy: Look there's a retard planking in the middle of the road!
by plankinghater July 17, 2011
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planked

meaning you are completly drunk! actually off your face!:L
westside and SD were so planked last night. i found them in a bush...naked....doing it.... :/ OMG! massive let down :'( :L
by Westside-SD-SB August 13, 2010
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Plocka Äpplen

Plocka äpplen används när man tycker att någon ska ta på någons pung. Vanligtvis så används "äpplen" när någon person har stor pung, termen kan ändå användas fast man kan även ändra från "äpplen" till "vindruvor" eller "russin". Ordet används oftast med "hans" (Han) mellan "plocka" och "äpplen". En svordom fungerar också emellan.

Används ibland som skällsord mot bögar, små människor eller smarta människor.
"Du kan fan ta och plocka hans jävla äpplen"

"Gå och Plocka Äpplen någon annanstans"
by GetGoodWeed June 2, 2016
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Walk the plank

to snort cocaine or ingest another substance but snorting/licking it off of a man's erect penis (also called "walking the frank" since frank is colloquial for penis and can at the same time be a man's name)
Jaznisha was dared to walk the plank, and after, Frank was equally satisfied and laughed at her powdery white mustache.
by PirateCaptainMorgan August 6, 2011
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planka

planka is a mixed word,between plonka and wanka.
god man ur such a planka! why did u do that ?
by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005
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Plankspanker

One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."
Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009
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Plankicide

Suicide by planking. Planking being the act of lying dead-straight face-down with arms by sides, like a plank.
"Plankicide has become a huge problem amongst suicidal plankers." - credible news source
by lillipad14 June 24, 2011
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