Plankspanker

One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."

Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.

by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009

plankspanker

a guitar player

- That plankspanker is awesome, dude!
- Yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice...)!

by plankspanker February 23, 2009