Offacially

When something is official on facebook. Can be exclusively offacial, or as an addition to common knowledge.

Andre and Emma are offacially an item now.

Hudson has offacially come out of the closet.

It's offacial: Jenna puts makeup on her baby.

by You Bromee July 22, 2010

Offaly

Situated in the midlands in Ireland
Home to many greats- Comedian neil Delamere
- Taoiseach Brian Cowen
- Musician Mundy
- Edenderry
- St Marys secondary
school, edenderry

Offaly is sucha cool place to be!
I wish i could live there

by red-rose April 1, 2009

Officer Goon

definitely the coolest rapper ever. don't ever mess with him or else he'll kill you. straight up.

Officer Goon robbed dollar general and only received 2 bucks. yeaaaaaa

by officergoon April 30, 2010

officejacks

Throwing ones hands over their head and/or waving their arms wildly in an attempt to get the motion sensitive light switch to turn the lights back on.

Most often seen where workers work in front of PC's, in offices, for companies with "green" policies.

The new motion sensing light switch kept tuning off the lights in my office today and I think I pulled a muscle in my arm doing officejacks all afternoon to turn them back on.

I usually feel tired after a big lunch but since they installed the new motion sensitive light switches the officejacks keep me energized.

by high tech road warrior January 5, 2011

office pope

A holy office worker who bestows blessings upon everyone for each and every sneeze in the office. The office pope fears someone will go to hell, including themselves, if they miss blessing even a single sneeze.

Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you. Bless you. Bless you."

by Skinny Lou Kingston February 23, 2012

hipstercore-official

teenage blogger Anastasia Ataria (aka Steven Henry) on social networking platform Tumblr. Recently got "tumblr famous" as usual, for no apparent reason.

Allan : "did you check out that blog I forwarded you to?"
Amy : "what is it called again?"
Allan : "hipstercore-official"

by Allan Demetrius October 31, 2011

D'offay Double

Pronounced doe-fay doo-bla

A commonly made mixed drink on the island Seychelles. In a short glass combine 2-3 ice-cubes, five shots of high proof rum, and the minimum amount of coke.

Seychelles is an isolated island in the Indian ocean. At one time imported products such as coke were more expensive than rum. Mr. D'offay coined the term with various bartenders on the island.

Today the D'offay double serves as a way subtly request a very stiff drink without arousing suspicion of your alcoholic tendencies to your intermediate company.

The term has since spread to many European countries, where it is illegal for bartenders to serve quadruples or stronger. It used as code for a quintuple rum and coke, with the understanding you will tip the bartender generously.

After three D'offay doubles Bernard was ready for the club.

My god this drink is strong, what is it? a triple? No, it's a D'offay double.

by rummie January 10, 2013