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multi-tasking

term originating from Guelph, Ontario. Verb: to masturbate repeatedly while performing some other task ie. watching tv, vacuuming, buchering, jennying, etc.
I spent the day multi-tasking and can't feel my arm.
I love multi-tasking.
Women are good at multi-tasking.
by amankatgall August 25, 2006
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multiball

Now when I say multiball, i don't mean two. I mean like more than two. It is a man that has many balls. Sometimes it can be a birth defect, but sometimes they are surgically implanted. Cab also be used as an insulting verb. (often considered mean)
Taf you! You little multiball!

Why you always gotta be multiballin me dawg?
by DaNumbaOneStunnaFotyFo March 21, 2003
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Multi-sexual

When a man/women is attracted to both sexes AND animals/other life forms
Guy1: That female deer is so fucking sexy
Guy2:whaaa?
Guy1: you didnt know, im multi-sexual
by Stud Muffin335 August 19, 2011
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multi-tasking

masturbation using a medium that requires constant interaction by the participant i.e. google image searches, image files, non-automated slide shows, ect.
tony was multi-tasking because all of his porn was on floppy discs.
by tequeman July 16, 2008
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multidysfunctional

Functions improperly in more then one way.
Person A: I think that our school mascot should be not only functional but multifunctional, so that it does more for the students here.
Person B: I think that our school mascot should be multidysfunctional, so that we can offend everyone else and send the wrong message to kids; and because I don't like you.
by John_the_WOTist March 13, 2003
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multi-asking

The annoying habit of sending emails that are a barage of questions.
Cari's email went something like this: how are you? what's new? how's the weather? did Hugo start his new job? did the dog die of cancer yet?
It was an especially bad case of multi-asking.
by AC Gurney December 14, 2008
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multi-touch

Multi-Touch:
1) The act of slapping one's penis against the revolutionary iPhone device in a desire to utilize the new input system. This is usually done with the intent of creating a pleasing "slapping" sound against the iPhone or other modile devices. The best way to do this is when you have men from two different ethnic backgrounds "multi-touching". This creates the greatest experience of "multi colored" "multi-touch".
1) Dude, lets go multi-touch on this new iPhone
by Steve Witherspoon July 12, 2007
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