messed up royally

To screw up really badly. As in a way that makes regular mess-up's look like peasants in comparison to the royal proportions of this particular mess-up.

Bro: how was your date last night?
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.

by Moe Cyslac November 28, 2013

im just messing

Joking, kidding, messing around.

Hey did you see that new movie?
Your mom saw that new movie!
What?
Im just messing?
Okay

by liquidfuse September 28, 2008

hot shitty mess

When a person or object or situation is so bad that it is completely foul

"That girl looks a hot shitty mess."

"His report was a hot shitty mess."

"The wedding was a hot shitty mess."

by Melba December 2, 2003

sick as mess

a word you can use when you see something spectacular or awesome

Whoa! Elizabeth your new shoes are sick as mess!!

by sally makalakadingdong May 30, 2008

crossdress brown mess

When a man wearing a dress shits on a girl.

Yo dude did you hear that soupcan likes to do the crossdress brown mess?

by Da longest bone February 28, 2013

hot mess express

defining a set or sets of women that have nothing going for them...the leader of a group that has no restriction to what she wears or how she carries herself...

"Seriously, did you see Lisa Hopper...such a hot mess express..."

by Hlove.B.I.C September 20, 2009

P M Mess

When a woman grows totally apathetic towards her appearance because of the infinite frustration she feels during her period.

Oh my! It must be Rhonda's time of the month. She's a big P M Mess today.

by OatmealJohnny April 6, 2011