Shlipper McSchlong

A derogatory term used to describe the act of initiating intercourse with a female.

"Man, last night was pretty crazy!"
"Was it? Did you shlipper mcschlong?"

by Mc Chaz September 22, 2006

Big McSalad

The lettuce, cheese and special sauce left behind in the box after you eat a big mac.

Person 1:Man you gonna eat that?
Person 2:What

Person 1:Your big McSalad, the burger's only half the meal

by Max L December 21, 2007

swervy mcswerverson

A person who swerves away from doing difficult tasks.

Neil , stop being a swervy mcswerverson and get those jobs done.

by Swervys-mate August 2, 2016

McStruggle

Not long after ingesting McDonalds fast food a person suffers what is known as The McStruggle, a condition where one gets cramps, stomach and head aches, and a overall bad feeling; such symptoms can completly immobolize an average adult-sized human male.

"Aww man I could really go for a few nice Double Cheeseburgers from the dollar menu, but its definatly not worth the McStruggle!"

by Zotaku December 9, 2008

Clammy McStevens

This is a term used to a being whos hands are clammy but no moisture. When clammy your hands tend to feel like a smooth rubbery surface. McStevens is used to indicate a name. Plus it has a nice sound to it. So when called Clammy McStevens let it be known your hands are clammy. Remember this is not like Shlaggin Shaginsins Disease. because thats when there is exsesive amounts of moisture and sweating perfusely of the palms. Don't get the two confused.

Little Joe was walking down the street. Little did little joe notice Big Rob walking his way. Big Rob said "hello kind sir" They shook eachothers hands. Little Joe gave Big Rob a stare of confusion and ran down the street calling Big Rob Clammy Mcstevens...

by Bob Trivioni November 25, 2006

Oklahoma McSally

The practice of procuring a filet-o-fish (fish sandwich) from McDonalds and proceeding to give oneself a reach-around within the state of Oklahoma. Reach-around enthusiasts world wide still engage in heated reach around orgies and debate in what came first the Oklahoma McSally or the Texas Two Step.

Chad was pumped for his fishy Friday night. With a quick pass through the drive-thru, Chad had his hand on his hot date and was set for the Oklahoma McSally of a lifetime.

by IzicHaze February 11, 2010

McShit

Exactly what McDonalds is.

Don't go to McShit, come on down to BK.

by Sabre Z September 18, 2004