1) The major of choice for 'people' such as sorostitutes. 2) A cruel, 4 year-long practical joke played by colleges on students. 3) A highly sought after major for competitive positions such as bus boy and Wendy's cashier.
by Da Black Knight July 7, 2010
Get the Communications Major mug.A party major is a group of easy but expensive courses with no absolutely professional value. Lot of stupid American kids take these majors and then whine about not getting a real job. They stay with their parents and want the government to pay off huge student debts they acquire to do these party majors while indulging in a lifestyle of partying, drinking, fooling around. Examples of party majors include -
Political science, Drama and theater, history, fine Arts and art history, philosophy and religious studies, anthropology, music etc.
All the knowledge for these courses can be obtained without college by going to a library and having a passion for learning. Yet dumb kids go to college and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have to do these foolish majors while not realizing that great artists, musicians, actors, philosophers didn’t become what they became because of a worthless degree.
Political science, Drama and theater, history, fine Arts and art history, philosophy and religious studies, anthropology, music etc.
All the knowledge for these courses can be obtained without college by going to a library and having a passion for learning. Yet dumb kids go to college and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have to do these foolish majors while not realizing that great artists, musicians, actors, philosophers didn’t become what they became because of a worthless degree.
Lisa: I flunked in math again.
Angela: really! I told you to stop fooling around and partying all the time.
Lisa: I can’t help it, I am too cool nerd.
Angela: well, you know you are not going to get a job if you don’t graduate with a real major
Lisa: that’s ok, I’ll major in a party major like Drama and theater, and if I don’t get a job after that I’ll get a nerdy sucker like you to pay for my college loan
Angela: FML, I slog all day, take hard courses, don’t party, make sacrifices and major in engineering and get a job and pay taxes and my student loan. But now I have to pay for Lisa and other idiots like her too! WTF!
Angela: really! I told you to stop fooling around and partying all the time.
Lisa: I can’t help it, I am too cool nerd.
Angela: well, you know you are not going to get a job if you don’t graduate with a real major
Lisa: that’s ok, I’ll major in a party major like Drama and theater, and if I don’t get a job after that I’ll get a nerdy sucker like you to pay for my college loan
Angela: FML, I slog all day, take hard courses, don’t party, make sacrifices and major in engineering and get a job and pay taxes and my student loan. But now I have to pay for Lisa and other idiots like her too! WTF!
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Guy 1: (looking at Hot Girl on stage) "I'd really like to F Major her!"
Guy 2: "Yea I know, there's a piano right there too!"
Guy 2: "Yea I know, there's a piano right there too!"
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Get the sucks major ass mug.Someone who ought to not be attending college. These people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. Sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they're a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "would you like fries with that?"
by Made Fiend August 20, 2007
Get the business major mug.one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.
sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.
owes me 8 bucks.
sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.
owes me 8 bucks.
by Austin December 5, 2004
Get the art major mug.A population of college students which has several different sects:
1. Private Accounting Aspirants - These students plan on pursuing careers in private industry. They typically are well rounded and have personalities.
2. Small-Public Accounting Aspirants - Usually, these students want to make as much money as they can, anyway they can (i.e. whores). These students are a monolithic population, and tend to not speak up in classes or have original opinions (i.e. drones).
3. Big 4-Public Accounting Aspirants - This is the smallest faction of the three. Usually full of pompous windbags who believe in their own superiority based upon the sole fact of their employer. These are very similar to Small-Public Accounting Aspirants, however much more vocal, arrogant, and egotistical (i.e. assholes). These people tend to become philanderers and white collar criminals
1. Private Accounting Aspirants - These students plan on pursuing careers in private industry. They typically are well rounded and have personalities.
2. Small-Public Accounting Aspirants - Usually, these students want to make as much money as they can, anyway they can (i.e. whores). These students are a monolithic population, and tend to not speak up in classes or have original opinions (i.e. drones).
3. Big 4-Public Accounting Aspirants - This is the smallest faction of the three. Usually full of pompous windbags who believe in their own superiority based upon the sole fact of their employer. These are very similar to Small-Public Accounting Aspirants, however much more vocal, arrogant, and egotistical (i.e. assholes). These people tend to become philanderers and white collar criminals
Guy #1: "Hey man, what's your major?"
Guy #2: "I'm an Accounting Major, man."
Guy #1: (walks away)
Girl #1: "Matt is such an asshole, I hate accounting majors!"
Girl #2: "Why's that."
Girl #1: "He totally plagiarized my Psych paper, what a talentless douche bag!
Guy #2: "I'm an Accounting Major, man."
Guy #1: (walks away)
Girl #1: "Matt is such an asshole, I hate accounting majors!"
Girl #2: "Why's that."
Girl #1: "He totally plagiarized my Psych paper, what a talentless douche bag!
by Kanye Weston June 2, 2011
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