twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

by fatmarrow November 21, 2010

salt lamp

A gift white children give to their parents as a last minute "thoughtful" gift.

It was 4 days to christmas and Sebastian decided to get his mom a salt lamp.

by BeastyTuna March 15, 2017

flesh lamps

The immediate aura that surrounds a bare chested women on first taking in the experience....

I saw Kaly’s flesh lamps.... nice

by Themaxx64 January 20, 2018

Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.

Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”

by Crackrkid May 1, 2019

National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

by JG00 July 8, 2023

buffing the happy lamp

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

by The nige August 1, 2006

to be lamped

to be lamped is when it is your turn to host a party

you house is the lamp, therefore everybody else is a moth

"Who's house next?" "Dylan says Keagan is the next to be lamped."

by coolio16 November 5, 2018