Crackrkid's definitions

Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.

Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”

by Crackrkid May 1, 2019

McDonalds

Better than Burger King

Mcdonalds is better than burger kin

by Crackrkid March 12, 2021

Igino Montoya

A man who’s father was killed by a man with six fingers. He repeatedly shouts “MY NAME IS IGINO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!!” He also becomes a badass French swordfighting dude.

Tim: Bro, you killed Igino Montoya’s father? Dude, prepare to die.

by Crackrkid July 3, 2019