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Backwards Hankie

After youve been giving a blow job, when a boy cums up your nose giving you a booger, the opposite of blowing your nose.
I just gave a backwards hankie to mimi.
by phantomed September 29, 2010
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load hanky

A bundled up tissue held together by semen.
A guy I know fills the trash recepticle with load hanky's.
by kortmann May 20, 2007
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Mr. Hankey

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007
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Tom Hanks

Everything and Anything that guy says is funny.
Tom Hanks : I have AIDS.
Peter Griffin : HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
by Ed01010112321 November 3, 2006
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Hankle

To Hankle is to willingly place your hands around your ankles, if done right you should be in a bent over position as if you were bent over ready to take it in the ass hole from a black man or from life its self.
Ryan: Hey Adam whatchya doin all bent over like that?
Adam: Life is knockin on the back door, I figured id hankle be
by RottenPanda3 April 14, 2015
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stank hanky

n. a piece of cloth used to clean ones genitalia of residual intercourse fluids and/ or excrement
Whilst in Geomotry, Mrs Skelton sneezed... being of courteous nature and dubious upbringing, I offered her my stank hanky....to which she generously accepted (little did she know it was laden with multiple weeks worth of my girlfriends anal juices at differing stages of dryness)....teach her to give me a C
by cornfritter December 29, 2010
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bushman's hanky

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.
Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'
by curly G, cradle rock February 4, 2007
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