crumplesack

someone who goes beyond the margin of failure

jesus- look dad i created cancer- also known as michael

god- son you crumplesack

by leleleleelelelel April 8, 2017

crumpie

mix between cranky and grumpy

Joel was realy crumpie at char after she broke his house

by PandaPandaPanda November 10, 2007

Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females breast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

by Daveeeeed November 4, 2008

crumpet

Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.

As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.

by Goobermaster January 19, 2005

crumpet

the female reproductive organs. i.e. pussy

"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."

by Chode Master September 6, 2003

crumpin

"crazy humpin"

usually a dance move, and not a very good one.

look at that fool what's he doin?

he's crumpin.

by Leez September 2, 2005

teabag and crumpets

While a girl is giving you a ball-bath, you drop small terds on her heads.

If the filthy whore wants a teabag and crumpets, she'll get it.

by William PTC June 13, 2006