Definitions by Daveeeeed

Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females breast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

Crumpets and Tea by Daveeeeed November 4, 2008

Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females preast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

Crumpets and Tea by Daveeeeed June 30, 2008