hover craft

To stand over, watch, and also stalk someone as they are using the computer for personal conversations on AIM or AOL.

Tyrese got annoyed because Demarcus was hover crafting him when he was on the computer.

by YoNasty June 11, 2006

Crate

bastardisation of the designation for the second generation Toyota Celica gt four the ST185
i.e 185=one crate five

usually used in a derogatory way by ST205 owners(see the word FAFF in this dictionary

"thats a rusty crate you have there"
or
"that crate was really moving"

by magpie_four April 30, 2005

craft bum

When your girlfriend comes to bed after putting in a good 10 hour World of Warcraft shift and all you can smell is the hum of her sweaty bum from sitting in the chair for so long.

Boyfriend: Jesus christ, what the hell stinks?
Girlfriend addicted to WOW: tehehe that's just my craft bum

by Lil Nate Dawg February 23, 2009

CRAFT

C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing

"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"

by mrmackey May 6, 2010

nick craft

a guy who thinks hes better than everyone else and has to "one up" all his friends. needs to be the center of attention at all times. someone who is also known as "nick the dick" or "fag of the universe" likes to have anal relations with extremely ugly women who most times turned out to be men. hes ass hole.

Nick Craft "can i have anal sex with you sexy"
Rue paul: "sure baby what ever you like"
me so horny i love you long time!!!

by italian stalion May 11, 2013

hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.

He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.

by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010

crater

an acne scar(see also crater face)

I knew that I would eventually see a crater or two on your face someday.

by Light Joker November 27, 2004