Awesome guy: I'm really glad I didn't date Brandy Lynn Noble.
Awesome guy's Friend: Good for you, she was such a cheater and a whore. The First day you would have been on vacation without her she would have had sex with another man and not tell you.
Awesome guy's Friend: Good for you, she was such a cheater and a whore. The First day you would have been on vacation without her she would have had sex with another man and not tell you.
by thechoosen1 December 7, 2011
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The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
by Skidrow911 May 19, 2017
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A cheap ass store that dumb and basic white girls go too. When they go to this store they think they are trendy and quirky, but really they are making a fool out of themselves. If you shop at this store your name is either Stephanie, Mia, or Molly.
Mia: OMG GIRL WE SHOULD TOTES GO TO BRANDY MELVILE
Molly: OMG YAAAAAAS I SAW THIS REALLY CUTE TOP THERE
Mia: lets go now
Molly: ok!
Mia: we are such trendy bad bitches
Molly: i know right 3>
Molly: OMG YAAAAAAS I SAW THIS REALLY CUTE TOP THERE
Mia: lets go now
Molly: ok!
Mia: we are such trendy bad bitches
Molly: i know right 3>
by moo lily February 29, 2020
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by Tom Henry April 17, 2006
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1. "I got blandfos to kill...."
2. "You mindless blandfo! What were you thinking!?"
3. "Yo, i raped a blandfo last night!"
2. "You mindless blandfo! What were you thinking!?"
3. "Yo, i raped a blandfo last night!"
by Richard Lao December 15, 2004
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