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Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
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Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G August 26, 2008
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The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Carteligence agent

A person who gathers intelligence for criminal cartels
My ex is a carteligence agent who trapped me in a Psy op honey pot.
by Pablo Handuzco May 16, 2025
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Agent Washington

Agent Washington is the hottest dude in Project Freelancer is Rooster Teeth's iconic YouTube Webseries "Red Vs Blue"
Me: "man, Agent Washington is so hot <3"
My friend: "simp."
by LunarSouls4952 November 3, 2023
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U.S. Agent

U.S. Agent will NEVER be like Steve Rogers - Rando Guy
by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023
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Agent 368

Agent 368
by HermetaChris January 18, 2023
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