It sucks 

It is crap, a loser, broken, second rate.

Believed to have originated from street racing or traffic light racing in the USA. The slower cars are left "sucking" the exhaust fumes and smoked rubber of the leaders.

1) I left that rice rocket sucking smoke.

2) Microsoft Windows sucks.

It sucks by Nuke May 13, 2005

suckubus 

a devilish person who rises up from hell and sucks the life out of your friends

My friend's girlfriend is a total suckubus and now he's a lame piece of shit.

suckubus by Trampy Tina October 24, 2006

life sucks 

In reviewing the general definitions given for this term
it could well be said that the word life, in the term
life sucks is an acronym meaning "losing in fucking
everything" !! Therefore, the addition of the term sucks
is appropriate!! So fuck it! Might as well laugh about
it!!

Person talking to a friend: "I just got my truck back from
the body shop and some asshole turned too soon and tore
my hood off AGAIN !! Man I can't win" !!!

Friend: "Yeah life sucks" !!!

life sucks by alaska trucker March 24, 2008

Suckage 

The amount that something does suck.

When you first encounter Diablo, you truly test your degree of suckage at D1.

Suckage by Jessica Pille February 5, 2004

fuck sucker

This term could have a few different meanings:
1. Refers to the act of sucking fuck juices.
2. Refers to the act of collecting fuck juices, adding a hardening agent, a little sugar and making a sucker and/or lollie pop.
3. Refers to a vampiric man/creature that sucks fuck.
4. A deraugatory term that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

1. After have sex, the man goes down and slurps up the juices. Woman: "Yeah, you're bad little fuck sucker aren't you? Suck that fuck juice!"

2. "Want to go to the store and grab some fucksuckers?"

3. "I'm going suck your fuck! Muhuhahahaha!"

4. "Hey, what's up Fuck Sucker?"

fuck sucker by Brian_H January 7, 2008

mother sucker 

Best pronounced as 'motha sucka', it is the edited version of mother fucker

Back yo ass up motha sucka

mother sucker by M-Dizzle October 15, 2003

suckery 

When a situation is really bad and pretty much beyond your control. The state of something sucking.

I was in an accident today. That is pure suckery.

Following a strict diet and killing yourself at the gym 5 days a week for 5 weeks and not losing much weight. That is pure suckery.

suckery by akaggie August 18, 2006