Suckamakeout 

An extremely long verb, (pronounced "suck-a-make-out") it simply means that you suck at making out, usually used when describing people in Jr. High that don't know anything about kissing.

MEREDITH: Did you hear about PEYTON and CONOR?
FRANCES: Yeah, i heard they kissed last night.
MEREDITH: They probably just pulled a suckamakeout.

Suckamakeout by Cm Bear February 5, 2008

maximum suckage 

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.

Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.

maximum suckage by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 21, 2006

Suckin' the Circles 

When a woman or man allows another to pleasure their nipples with the use of skilled tongue movements.

Crystal wasnt fond of giving oral sex, but she never turned down a chance at suckin' the circles.

Suckin' the Circles by Stevie Y January 20, 2005

SUCKITUDINAL 

Synonym of sucky but sounds cooler by far.

Monica pooped in the house again, that's suckitudinal.

SUCKITUDINAL by Kristymcj August 17, 2006

Sucking Pond Water 

A Montana term:

1. Drinking a lousy beer.

2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.

1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water.

2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

Sucking Pond Water by Robert J. Lanier SLO October 30, 2007

suckdoll

A female who loves to suck cock and swallow cum.

My girlfriend is such a suckdoll, she can't get enough of my cum.

suckdoll by gundelero December 2, 2010

Sucking Candy 

A small, round, hard candy that one must suck on to eat. This term is typically used by anyone over the age of 70.

Dang, my mouth is dry, I need a sucking candy.

Sucking Candy by The Spoken Word Poet March 15, 2011