Parkview 

A school in the glorious hellhole of barrow in furness. Old, Crumbling and too hot in winter too cold in summer. (thats right, when we wear big thick jumpers and ties in winter, they shut the windows and turn ALL the heaters on, and in summer, good ol' cold rainy british summer, when we're wearing stupid green polo shirts that are rather thin, they open ALL the windows and doors).One of the teachers (*cough*KIDGE*cough*) has bright purple hair, very weird glasses a barbie watch and dresses like its halloween every day.Oh and shes like ninety and traps cats. And then they tell us that we have to have "normal" coloured hair. Hypocrites. Oh yeah, and the humanities corridoor smells of damp fags (fags = ciggarettes). But dont worry, theyre knocking it down soon, so they can mix us with people (I say people, but most of them are ignorant, stupid thuggish chavs), from Thorncliffe and Alfred Barrow school.

Oh the joy. The inexplicable joy.

Parkview is a good place to come for some bizzarre forms of torture.
Firstly, you can be taught by people with senile dementia, or at least short term memory loss.
"If anyone wants to use crayons, then they're at the front"
*people move to get crayons*
"whats all this MOVEMENT!!??"
I rest my case.
Or, if you go in the cold, windy, wet month of october, you will be made to run around the field in your shorts and t-shirt, whilst being laughed at by your sporty peers, who are obviously favoured by the P.E teachers.
Or you could have a nice french lesson with the Rothinator.
She's bags of fun.

There are SOME ways to enjoy yourself.
There is hilarity in science lessons...
Just watching the teacher prnace around like a puff.. talking about Villi and Enzymes...
Or maybe cover a pritt stick in vasolene from your friends pencil case, and give it to the woman who is with your chinese friend, in the hope that the very annoying woman will set herself alight with a bunsen burner.




Or, you could just go to bernards.

Parkview by ImInAustenAndIlikeNoodles March 2, 2009

parking ticket

What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.

If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed

parking ticket by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

Parkville 

plain and simply Parkville is a great place to grow up. unfortunately it is now being dominated by an overwhelming population of spooks and wiggers. the true people of Parkville are the guys who play baseball and the guys who aren't good enough to play baseball therefor play lax. The baseball guys are considered preppies but we really arent quite rich enough to buy alot of those brands so we go shopping at Rugged Wearhouse and ROSS. Every guy at one time played for Harford Park Little League. The "Heart of Parkville" is known as all the streets that surround the Villa Cresta Elementary Field. On a routine summer night you can find up to 3 groups of people pounding brew and smokin buds. If your from Parkville you either attend Parkville High or the select few who go to CHC. Even the guys who aren't wiggers know how to fight because behind every sooped up Honda youll find a baggy pants wearing wannabe thug whiteboy who talks shit and they gets his shit kicked. People in Parkville are not rich and most of them really dont like the richies in nearby Towson and Dulaney. In fact the nearby towson and dulaney kids are quite scared of Parkvlle. Our archrival is Perry Hall "the sooped up car mecca." The main sport in Parkville is baseball because it is America's sport and we love our country here in Parkville. in this generation Parkville has been dominated by mainly 4 families : The Baer's, The Price's, The Hearn's, and the Mangione's. Parkville may not be the brightest, best looking, classiest, nicest people in Baltimore County, but i garan-fucking-tee you we will kick your ass.

dulaney or towson kid: " what school you go to man?"
parkville kid : "P'ville son."
dulaney or towson kid: "ohhh (while he looks at his gay friends and laughs)
parkville kid: "sweet shorts you faggot. go fuck yourself bitches."

Parkville by Shearn317 May 3, 2005

parkinsons 

A disease that affects the brain, making the person who has it shake around unless they are on medication.

Stem cell research can help people with Parkinsons, but that idot Bush and those dumbfucking Conservatives won't let stem cells be used for treatment.

parkinsons by weirdgirl June 26, 2003

Parkour 

What may be referred to by some as a sport or a discipline, but what is really a foolish activity done by losers that have no real ability to play any real traditional sports or marital arts.

Joe: Want to go to the courts and play some ball?
John: No, I suck at basketball so instead I'm going to do some parkour. You know that stupid activity where you go in a straight line and go over obstacles instead of around them?

Parkour by Guru on a hill November 8, 2012

Parkhill Junior High 

A junior high school located in the Richardson Independent School District in Dallas, Texas. Academically, it is a fine learning institution. The people there, however, make it without a doubt the shittiest place in existence on the face of the Earth. The only thing redeemable as far as the people there go, was Larry Patterson.

Hall Nazis, Bible-Thumpers, and Jackasses galore; come down to Parkhill and see what's in store!

Parkhill Junior High by teh_shebleh March 12, 2005

Parkrose High School 

Parkrose High School is a school located in Portland Oregon. The staff of Parkrose has high expectations for the future. While most students only hope to pass. The football team is one of the worst in the state. But has no where to go but up. They get closer every year. The Band has a new director and is turning in a new direction. Their performance is so-so. But is improving all the time. The Dance team is a very skilled performance team. They practice hours and hours and there hard work pays off. The cheerleading squad is not very amusing. They do the same cheers and formations every year. But then again its not the actual cheerleaders faults. The water polo team is something to be proud of. Both genders. And the other sports arn't mentioned in the school gossip. (Take from that what you will) The Theatre has an ok performance over all. Though their crowds are small. Mostly do to the fact that their goal is not to bring in costumers but to teach the kids as much as possible in a fun and understandible way. True many of the students in the school would much rather join PACE then AP classes but there are more then 10-20 smart kids. Parkrose is also known for being a gang school and getto school. There are not that many gangs in the school and Parkrose is far from getto. If you disagree look up the actual meaning and origin of the word getto.

"Hey what high school did you go to?"
"Parkrose High School."

Parkrose High School by Opinionated567 January 2, 2010