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The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.
Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011
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Lightning Strike

When taking a shit on a conventional toilet, and the poo breaks the surface of the water but is still connected to your anus.
They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.
by Bazza from down Under February 19, 2019
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leonard lightweight

n. Unknown origin

1. A person who easily succumbs to the effects of intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
2. A person who becomes ill after consuming intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
Ratzinger was disqualified from being a Papal candidate on account of his reputation of being a leonard lightweight.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
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fog lights

alcoholic influence, typically followed by "blinders"...
yo jay had "fog lights" on last night when he hit travis...
by Jay Val March 28, 2007
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Greased Lightning

A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.
Ma'am, we've examined the body. It appears that your son died from... Greased Lightning.
by Nordlord819 April 13, 2019
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Boots of Lightness

An item from the game RuneScape, that lower your weight in kg by 3, Making you regain run energy faster, and thus running for a longer time.
When I have my Boots of Lightness on I feel like I could outrun a black man!
by Newton37888 September 29, 2008
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grease that lightening

originating from the hit song "grease lightening", this is a phrase used when someone is about to score, typically said by an onlooker or friend.
ex: "awww Shane you gonna grease that lightening or what dude? cmon we need to get up to some munkay biznaz"
by MaryWash November 29, 2011
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