D-Mitch 

1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.

Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.

D-Mitch by DMitchMom March 27, 2009

Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

Monster Mitts by monster mitts April 7, 2009

Freddie Mitchell is ready ........ 

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,

"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....

Freddie Mitchell is ready ........ by BloggerDad April 29, 2009

Courtney Mitchell 

a person from a white family. Either Scottish or English where the name is derived.

Courtney Mitchell has soft velvet red hair.

Courtney Mitchell by europopian September 20, 2009

slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.

Lenny Fr..d face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL

slop mitt by Robbie Robinson January 25, 2010

mammary mitt 

A man's (or appreciative woman's) hand, with a tendency to want to reach out fondle an attractive female breast

Oh, man, I sure I wish I knew her. She's hot and my mammary mitt is itching to cop a feel.

mammary mitt by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010

Dirt Mitt 

Ones buttox hole

Johnny stuck it in her dirt mitt

Dirt Mitt by tgodboi December 4, 2010