riggity riggity wrecked 

From Rick and Morty, the act of getting RIGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED is to get so fucked up that it's almost other worldly

"Man I got so riggity RIGGITY wrecked last night!"

riggity riggity wrecked by big bertha April 19, 2017

political car-wreckness 

Social political feel-good agendas which are fiscally unfeasible and unsustainable and which eventually destroy the good object from which the improvement is demanded.

Demands of political car-wreckness were made for car companies to comply with social or fictitious save-the-earth global warming standards to the point they went bankrupt.

political car-wreckness by E. Murphy June 26, 2009

tyrannosaurus wrecked 

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication

Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!

tyrannosaurus wrecked by fatcat2040 March 23, 2008

wrecklamation project

Its all in the spelling. When a team takes a flyer out on a player so washed up it can't help but end in disaster.

Glenn: I can't believe the Yankees signed Mark Prior this year. He hasn't played in the majors in like 5 years.

Jeff: Yeah, he's the textbook definition of a wrecklamation project.

wrecklamation project by yes2research March 15, 2011

Snap wrekt 

The act of completely destroying your friends will to live by verbally insulting them and then going on to further insult on the by taking a photo with your hands, capturing your companions life drain from his face and uttering the final words, "snapwrekt".

Eddie: (to friend who has fallen over) you're such a softy

Friend: that's not what your mother said to me last night
Friend: (Holds up hand shaped as a camera)
Friend: snap wrekt
Eddie: Fuck

Snap wrekt by Barramah November 22, 2016

wreckbarred 

A state of ridiculous drunkenness where you're acting a fool, bordering black out town, and hooking-up with people using terrible judgment.

I don't remember bull-rushing you last night, I was definitely wreckbarred.

wreckbarred by staceyboss September 29, 2007

wrecked wagon 

A girl with an unattractive face, yet sporting a phatty on the back side.

booty ass train

Nigga 1: Ya know that bitch Monica with that phat ass?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah but her face looking like it came out dat ass
Nigga 1: Absolutely, Shes a WRECKED WAGON.

wrecked wagon by LowKeyVapes June 19, 2016