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platinum fez

When a baseball player strikes out five times in a game. (also usable for hockey when someone scores five goals). Follows the hat trick (3), golden sumbrero (4).

With his fifth strikeout of the night, Mark Teixeira is saddled with with platinum fez.

by yes2research July 24, 2010

wrecklamation project

Its all in the spelling. When a team takes a flyer out on a player so washed up it can't help but end in disaster.

Glenn: I can't believe the Yankees signed Mark Prior this year. He hasn't played in the majors in like 5 years.

Jeff: Yeah, he's the textbook definition of a wrecklamation project.

by yes2research March 15, 2011

April Aftermath

The final games of the NCAA tournament (aka March Madness/Final Four) which occur in the month of April.

March Madness is almost over and my brackets are a disaster

Yeah, but you still have the April Aftermath to look forward to. The Final Four should be a great one.

by yes2research March 20, 2011

Dino-Sore

Soreness caused by being too old to be doing the activity that made you that sore to begin with.

I had no business playing that pick up game with those kids yesterday. Now I'm not just sore, I'm dino-sore.

by yes2research July 1, 2011