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Wishful thinking

On your part.
Hym "Stop trying to impose your wishful thinking on me by democratic fiat. You're a one trick pony. You don't control reality as a matter of democratic fiat, cripple. And what you are doing now is trying save your own hide."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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k0 thinking

Originates from game theory, (the field of math, not the Youtube channel.) The 0 is replaceable with any number, usually no higher than k1. Describes how many "levels" of thinking someone exhibits.

k0: I am going to play scissors.
k1: I know Bob usually plays paper, so I'm going to play scissors.
k2: Bob knows I usually play rock, so he will play paper, and to beat him I will play scissors.
k3: Bob is aware that that I know he usually plays scissors, and that I'll play rock to beat him, so he will play paper. To beat that, I will play scissors.
etc.
1: What the hell? The highway was completely jammed yesterday, but the second I think to come take this shortcut, the highway's empty, and the damn shortcut is jammed!
2: What the hell kind of k0 thinking is that man? Did you not think about how everyone else ALSO knows about this shortcut?
by Anthony Hotel August 26, 2025
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k0 thinking

Originates from game theory, (the field of math, not the Youtube channel.) The 0 is replaceable with any number, usually no higher than k1. Describes how many "levels" of thinking someone exhibits.

k0: I am going to play scissors.
k1: I know Bob usually plays paper, so I'm going to play scissors.
k2: Bob knows I usually play rock, so he will play paper, and to beat him I will play scissors.
k3: Bob is aware that that I know he usually plays scissors, and that I'll play rock to beat him, so he will play paper. To beat that, I will play scissors.
etc.
1: What the hell? The highway was completely jammed yesterday, but the second I think to come take this shortcut, the highway's empty, and the damn shortcut is jammed!
2: What the hell kind of k0 thinking is that man? Did you not think about how everyone else ALSO knows about this shortcut?
by Anthony Hotel August 26, 2025
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vibe-thinking

“Hey, my best friend Joenette! Why did our friend Joe pour cat piss in my sock and microwave it?”
“Oh, he just enjoys a bit of vibe-thinking every now and then. Don’t worry about it.”
by trash clan November 5, 2025
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Udoclasmic thinking

A subset of overthinkrs which take in all of their knowledge that they know, and allow for it all to combine into a path. Which will inevitably lead nowhere. This way of thinking is obscure because it torments the thinker to all of the things that are and ever could be. It's a thinking process that trys to rationalize everything the person knows, but can't because everything is too hard to grab. Since everything is unknown because everything is everything, but everything is nothing.
Udoclasmic thinking is very bad for your mental health.
by Tljtt December 20, 2025
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Dry thinking

Dry thinking is when a person is non stop thinking bout something so much that isn't not a new thought anymore.
I been dry thinking about Jen all day bro I cant stop.
by juicyH December 22, 2025
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What wasn't I thinking?

Whenever something is forgotten or unmentioned, misspoken or mistaken, use the phrase "What wasn't I thinking?"
Andrea forgot her friend's birthday. She called her and said, Happy Belated Birthday--- "What wasn't I thinking?"
by Hugger August 5, 2012
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