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SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!
A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008
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screaming squirrel

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.
There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008
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Cackin the squirrel

to masterbate in the most pleasureable way while making squirrel like noises. usually to continue wackin your pudd even after one has cummed
Bobby Gamache and Christian Parra started cackin the squirrel back to back in the back of a mini van.
by frank josiah April 9, 2010
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creepy squirrel

The creepiest squirrel u have ever seen
by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019
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Squirrel Tuck

When the dude’s nuts are pushed and tucked in her pussy or ass during coitus.
I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties
I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I
by Kalico February 19, 2008
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squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.
My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.
by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014
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