Skip to main content

pung smuggler

A Pung smuggler is someone who is not just from this world but from all realities at once. A spiritual entity.
Yo that Bong hit has made me a Pung smuggler
by Unholy_minds October 12, 2017
mugGet the pung smuggler mug.

beer smuggle

it when you smuggle beer up your anoos
during the native tribe war the used the "beer smuggle" to get there drank on
by Prison Wallet October 15, 2017
mugGet the beer smuggle mug.

Cock smuggler

A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.
That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.
by Hitso May 29, 2018
mugGet the Cock smuggler mug.

Dung smuggler

/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.
John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler
by Nunogonewild June 16, 2018
mugGet the Dung smuggler mug.

Rainbow smuggler

A magic bottle, meant to spread happiness.
Jim opened his rainbow smuggler, drank the contents and found bliss.
by Notsocunninglinguist December 19, 2018
mugGet the Rainbow smuggler mug.

Nut Smuggler

by mittehitte January 9, 2020
mugGet the Nut Smuggler mug.

Penis smuggler

A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.
My penis got stolen by that penis smuggler
by Chicle man June 3, 2020
mugGet the Penis smuggler mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email