a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010
Get the Smoothie poser mug.A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"
Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"
Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
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Smooth lippies / Slippies / S-lippys.
first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.
Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.
first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.
Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.
Ohh man she would give some wicked slippies.
The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.
She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress
The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.
She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress
by Barrett700 November 22, 2010
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1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!
-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?
-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"
-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.
-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?
-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?
-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"
-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.
-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?
-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013
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2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.
2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.
Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!
Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.
Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.
by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013
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