schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

schmumfy

The act of shutting the front door, putting on your comfy cosies and curling up in front of the tv/fire/tiktok knowing you don’t have to go outside into the cold or rain.

“No Flotsam, I don’t want to go to shuffleboard today, I’ve just taken my bra off and I’m all schmumfy”

by _doodles November 24, 2024

Schlumberger

Not SLB

Schlumberger is not the same as SLB.

by norber02 January 15, 2025

Schlummi

Coming from the german word "schlummern (to

take a peaceful nap) it is used to describe a person who is often tired and always wants to take a tiny little nap. Pronunciation: ʃlʊmi:

You can also use it to describe the action of taking said little nap. A Schlummi is often rather short and can be done anywhere at anytime.

It brings you peace an love. You should try it.

Sophie just took a nap in the lecture... she is such a Schlummi.
After having lunch it's time for a Schlummi.

by pseudophilosophie February 3, 2025

Schum

When you shit and cum and the same time

I Schumed on my grandmas toilet

by Epuzz February 10, 2026

Schum

To shit, shower, and cum. The perfect male reset

Friend: “Hey I’m coming to pick you up in 15 minutes”
You: “hang on I have to schum real quick and then I’ll be out”

by Gjejdjd August 9, 2025

Schrubble

The small pieces of rubber that fly into your beverage while attending a motorsports event.

Bianca had a bunch of schrubble in her hair after standing next to the wall at Orange Show last night.

by M43BEES October 10, 2025