bob_johnson's definitions

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

borphin

A borphin is a odd looking object which kind of looks like it has an important purpose but the exact purpose becomes more elusive the longer you look at it.

Talked about by Dr. Suess in the book "Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?"

Every morning at six, Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a Borphin to fix. The borphin is schlumping and so he has to unschlump it.

by bob_johnson September 11, 2024

Windy

Another word for blowjob particularly when given by a prostitute.

"Hey Wendy, how much for a windy?" - Hank Shrader in Breaking Bad talking to a known prostitute.

by bob_johnson April 29, 2023

Shut your noise

The humorous way that the Baron of Swamp Castle tells people to shut up, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Prince Herbert: "But father..."
Baron: "Shut your noise, you!"

by bob_johnson January 22, 2023

Rictus

A window of time when you are available

Do you have a rictus right now? I'd like to talk to you about something

by bob_johnson August 1, 2022

Sacked

Poena cullei (from Latin 'penalty of the sack') under Roman law was a type of death penalty imposed on a subject who had been found guilty of patricide. The punishment consisted of being sewn up in a leather sack, with an assortment of live animals including a dog, snake, monkey, and a chicken or rooster, and then being thrown into water.

Julius Caesar to Roman Senate "anyone committing the crime of killing his father shall be sacked!"

by bob_johnson May 16, 2022

break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.

Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.

by bob_johnson May 7, 2022