Shut your noise

The humorous way that the Baron of Swamp Castle tells people to shut up, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Prince Herbert: "But father..."
Baron: "Shut your noise, you!"

by bob_johnson January 22, 2023

discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.

What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"

by bob_johnson November 26, 2021

Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.

This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?

by bob_johnson April 04, 2022

borphin

A borphin is a odd looking object which kind of looks like it has an important purpose but the exact purpose becomes more elusive the longer you look at it.

Talked about by Dr. Suess in the book "Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?"

Every morning at six, Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a Borphin to fix. The borphin is schlumping and so he has to unschlump it.

by bob_johnson September 11, 2024

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

Boi

Slang within the gay community for a man who has a very boyish appearance rather than manly appearance.

Justin Bieber sure is a cute boi, too bad he's not gay.

by bob_johnson May 22, 2021

Rictus

A window of time when you are available

Do you have a rictus right now? I'd like to talk to you about something

by bob_johnson August 01, 2022