13 definitions by bob_johnson

Rictus

A window of time when you are available

Do you have a rictus right now? I'd like to talk to you about something

by bob_johnson August 2, 2022

Shut your noise

The humorous way that the Baron of Swamp Castle tells people to shut up, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Prince Herbert: "But father..."
Baron: "Shut your noise, you!"

by bob_johnson January 23, 2023

Boi

Slang within the gay community for a man who has a very boyish appearance rather than manly appearance.

Justin Bieber sure is a cute boi, too bad he's not gay.

by bob_johnson May 23, 2021

Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.

This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?

by bob_johnson April 5, 2022

Hay barber

A derogatory term for a farmer.

"You're not Seamus McFly. You look like him though, 'specially wearin' that dog-ugly hat! You kin to that hay barber?"
—Buford Tannen, Back to the Future 3, asking Marty if he's related to the farmer Seamus McFly

by bob_johnson April 12, 2021

break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.

Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.

by bob_johnson May 8, 2022

discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.

What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"

by bob_johnson November 27, 2021