Rictus

A window of time when you are available
Do you have a rictus right now? I'd like to talk to you about something
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Shut your noise

The humorous way that the Baron of Swamp Castle tells people to shut up, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Prince Herbert: "But father..."
Baron: "Shut your noise, you!"
by bob_johnson January 23, 2023
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Sacked

Poena cullei (from Latin 'penalty of the sack') under Roman law was a type of death penalty imposed on a subject who had been found guilty of patricide. The punishment consisted of being sewn up in a leather sack, with an assortment of live animals including a dog, snake, monkey, and a chicken or rooster, and then being thrown into water.
Julius Caesar to Roman Senate "anyone committing the crime of killing his father shall be sacked!"
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schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.
by bob_johnson September 21, 2024
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break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.
Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.
by bob_johnson May 08, 2022
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Boi

Slang within the gay community for a man who has a very boyish appearance rather than manly appearance.
Justin Bieber sure is a cute boi, too bad he's not gay.
by bob_johnson May 23, 2021
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Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.
This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?
by bob_johnson April 05, 2022
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