bob_johnson's definitions

Rictus

A window of time when you are available

Do you have a rictus right now? I'd like to talk to you about something

by bob_johnson August 1, 2022

not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.

by bob_johnson May 8, 2021

ffred end

The name of a road with an incorrect dead end sign where people sometimes get stuck for mysterious reasons. Popularized in the 2019 amazon.com book Not Sally and the Agents of Duck and the 2020 retro video game Nox Archaist

"let's get out of here, the was a close one, we almost got stuck at a Ffred End" Not Sally

by bob_johnson March 19, 2022

break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.

Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.

by bob_johnson May 7, 2022

Shut your noise

The humorous way that the Baron of Swamp Castle tells people to shut up, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Prince Herbert: "But father..."
Baron: "Shut your noise, you!"

by bob_johnson January 22, 2023

Amen Pew

A pew at the front of the church where the people who arrogantly believe themselves to be the most devout sit. They are the first to say "Amen!" in response to everything the Pastor says. Coined, or at least popularized by musician Ray Stevens in the song Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

Of course she agreed with the Pastor about that - she sits in the Amen Pew every Sunday.

by bob_johnson March 21, 2022

Windy

Another word for blowjob particularly when given by a prostitute.

"Hey Wendy, how much for a windy?" - Hank Shrader in Breaking Bad talking to a known prostitute.

by bob_johnson April 29, 2023