pokeality

pokemon porn, similar to beasteality,

sexing a pokemon.

"after giving up masterbating for forty days for lent, i got desperate and started doing pokemon. damn, this pokeality is really great."

by tsmithh February 13, 2008

Posers

Somebody who is false, who likes to be seen as cool.Wants to fit in but gets it wrong. Listens to crap music

example: Avril Lavigne.

Poser : I would like to buy a Avril Lavigne T-Shirt.

Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.

*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*

Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*

Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.

Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?

Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!

Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!

*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*

by O:^-^ Pink Floyd ^-^ :O June 14, 2006

__ag3 pose

When you make a fist in front of your mouth in pictures. Created by Instagram celebrity Adrian Garcia.

Omar-"What the heck is that guy doing?"
Cesar-"That's the __ag3 pose! It gets all the bitches!"

by AG3 CREW October 28, 2013

Veggie Poser

One who claims to be vegetarian, yet eats chicken, fish, and sometimes pork. Will eat the dead muscle tissue of animals as long as they weren't "cute and fuzzly" in life.

Veggie Poser: Eating beef is MURDER! -eats turkey burger-

by The Indie Chick October 22, 2006

posemobile

Tastelessly modified car intended to impress; car or truck masquerading as police car, ambulance, or other emergency vehicle.

Look at the phony lights on that posemobile.

by Reinold February 17, 2006

pose-wad

Someone who is more than a poser, more than a posebag. Someone who is a whole horde of posers rolled into poser-blunt.

TM to Carrie

Omg, you see Morgan, she is SUCH a pose-wad !!

and

The only thing worse than an angsty little emo kid is an 'angsty' little emo kid pose-wad

by xcarriex January 3, 2007

Poser

Someone who pretends to be something their not, just to fit in or to seem cool, not because they like it. Someone who says they like a type of music, or to dress a certain type of way, or to say something that other people think is ''in''. Someone who has no idea whats beneath the things they like, If you liked a band, and asked them if they did, and said yeah.. and you ask them to name their favorite, and they have no idea, then obviously their faking to like it. Be your mother fucking selves. You don't have to like the same things everyone else does just to seem popular, When you think about it, if your unique and like your own type of things, you could start a new style, by being yourself:)

Darcy: Omfgz! I LOVE ESCAPE THE FATE
Justean: Really? Me too, whats your favorite? Mines ''This war is ours''
Darcy: Oh, idk.. i forgot.
Justean:Then, how do you like them?
Darcy: CUZ THEIR EFFINN HOTT, I LOVE MAX HES THE BEST SINGER!!
Justean: Max is the bass player..
Darcy: I know that!!! SILLY.
Justean:Wow, poser much?

by thexransom December 22, 2008