matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs

Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend

by jcv2001 July 28, 2019

Apple picker

A contemptuous term for someone hailing from Washington state.

My brother moved to Tacoma and married an apple picker.

by Tjjmon December 18, 2022

Sock picker

Someone who picks the lint off people's socks

Storm, the professional sock picker, surgically removes fuzz balls from Moira's sock.

by Sparklysnail November 12, 2016

The channel picker

This is when 2 are having sex, doggystyle, and during that, one party shoves a tv remote remote up the other parties ass until it picks a channel.

“Yo, one time I was curious and didn’t wanna pick a channel, so I shoved my remote up my asscrack and it led me to the news! This is when I invited the channel picker!”

by CrispyButtttHair November 13, 2019

Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011

cherry blossom picker

to choose what you want to that goes in line with what you were told that you were to do and were explained into great detail all about

I had to cherry blossom picker my way to what I wanted at the book store.

by Mr. Cherry Blossom Picker July 10, 2010

color picker

A type of person who loves to pick things. Such as fried chicken (orange) or maybe the color blue.

Fred: That stupid color picker cannot do his job right. He needs to pick wayy more cotton.
Color picker: how bout you try and pick it faster pal

by Jimbobcooterthe3rd April 19, 2023