Modge

to kiss someone you really dont like, or have no feelings for.

He/she means nothing

I modged your one last night she was rotten

by awildemcw November 11, 2009

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

Medget

A way to measure your car by the amount of midgets you can fit inside.

Carla: "How many medgets is your car?"
Desirea:"It's about 9 medgets."
Dawn: "That's alot of medgets."

by Des C. March 7, 2008

fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.

"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."

by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009

Midget Muncha

A man or woman who has a dwarf fetish.

Did you hear what Billy done to the midget he is such a midget muncha

by horsemilk123 January 20, 2009

Thursday Midget

A small man with tied back hair and facial hair. Usually dresses in black.

Every Thursday, Thursday Midget can be seen walking around in a black hooded top and if you're lucky maybe he will talk to you.

by Thursday Midget October 14, 2006

Standard Issue Midget Face

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

by Adelemoney March 31, 2020