A homus majoris mountaineerus who likes big trucks, big women, and wiffle balls. Likes the sport of midget felching.
by chance June 19, 2003
The ultimate homosexual stud-muffin who likes playing with crowbars, midgets, and motor oil, at the same time. A true Freakus Maximus.
I met this incredible SheikEric last night at the blue leopard lounge. He had my ass stretched like a drum skin.
by Chance June 18, 2003
A fat aboriginal who pretends he's not homosexual by chatting up the lesbian to some known as "orphic".
He is extremely retarted and seems to end all his sentences in "rollmo"
He is extremely retarted and seems to end all his sentences in "rollmo"
Hi guys, my name is ghostfacekiller rollseyes.
by ChaNce April 15, 2004
One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.
These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.
by Chance January 20, 2005
by Chance May 07, 2005