molest myself

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

by Anthony Tamayo Jr. December 4, 2007

mites

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.

tom is a necrophiliac and tiffany sucked his cock, now she has mites

by abe November 16, 2003

Molestarded

When someone, usually a woman, decides to make stupid decisions that lead to the unfortunate rape of that individual. Usually involves alcohol and is something that your parents have told you several times.

Joe: Did you hear? Melissa was raped last night.

Steve: Well I'm not surprised, she left the bar completely hammered and took the walk home through a dark alley...

Joe: Man, she is so molestarded

by arose22 November 6, 2011

modesty

A fine line between humility and low-self esteem which I chose not to walk.

For the sake of preserving my own modesty, I shall refrain from providing an example.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Modesto

The Raddest Place On Earth to:

- Party
- Get Laid
- Find Some Drugs.
- Be With Family

"Lets Go To Modesto,To Have Some Fun"

by Shawty1 December 9, 2008

Chester the Molester

The act of fingering a girl while your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust

Mr. Smith gave Mrs. Smith a Chester the Molester; now she has a yeast infection.

by Login14 April 10, 2015

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006