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Definitions by abe

On a scale of 1 to 10, hes a 14 of awesomeness. Hes by far the best DOTA player known, and coolest arab in the world. Matt, Muhammad, Ramzi, Red, and Niel aren't half the dota player he is. Also very cool.
Ibrahim is too awesome.
IBRAHIM by Abe December 29, 2007
Yo Joe, I gotta drop mad dueces be back in 10.
dueces by Abe August 31, 2006

Cingular 

Cingular the number one cell provider in the USA in terms of covrage and amount of people. Since they bought out AT&T they are number one with the best phones out there and best quailty service GSM.
Man 1: DAMN THIS!
man 2: WTF is wrong?
Man 1: i need to place a call and i have SPRINT PCS
man 2: use my cell its CINGULAR..it works almost everyware even in most casinos!
Cingular by Abe May 13, 2005
The best wrestler EVER, a close second being Adam Bomb
Viscera is the fucking man
Viscera by abe January 27, 2005

whajimoji 

what?

as in what the fuck did you say?

This word was created in 1999 in a highschool AP Chemistry class. Due to the inability to talk in the small classroom, students typed conversations on their TI-83 calculators and passed them to other students.

Whajimoji was created when I was trying to type what, and someone kicked my arm and made me screw up.

It was humorous that whajimoji was created and is still used today...

Meaning what?
Hey, erasdfn asckabd blah, blah, blah, (inaudible dribble from some moron trying to talk in class).

Whajimoji?
whajimoji by Abe December 24, 2004

jewbacca 

Hairy Jewish male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.
(1) That Jewbacca's butt is so hairy that his ass would stick to velcro!
(2) I bet I could shave my name into that jewbacca's ass.
jewbacca by Abe December 2, 2004

skunkape 

durrr rrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr
Scott: Skunkape!
Crusty: Durrrr.
skunkape by Abe July 27, 2004