pride month

the one month my homophobic mother wont let me go outside cuz of all the pride parades

Gay Kid: Can i go to Main Street with my friends?
Homophobic Mom: NO! I DONT WANT YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN THOSE SATANIC THINGS

Gay Kid: thefuckareyoufuckingtalkingaboutyoubitch?
Homophobic Mom: It's pride month!!!! i have to protect you!!!!
Gay Kid: bitch im still going

by imnotnotgay February 24, 2019

three month rule

The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.

Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?

Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.

Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.

Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.

by jasonisjericho May 30, 2006

National Grab Titty Month

The entire month of November is National Grab Titty Month
The month where you can walk up to a guy or girl and grab their tittys

John : "yo i cant wait for November"
Andrew: "why?"
John: "its national grab titty month!"

by Anonymous [498] October 3, 2019

moocher

one who always begs for free things and won't ever go away, even if you do give him stuff.

"This moocher won't leave nne alone, he keeps begging me for socks..."

by serge golub March 14, 2004

MOOCHER district

A congressional district where the primary demographic receives support from the government, thereby perpetuating socialism, and idiot democrats who seem to get re-elected in spite of their obvious incompetence

Hank Johnson keeps getting re-elected because he comes from a moocher district.

by sarj/Dieselnut59 April 5, 2010

Time of the month

when a female is on her period.

"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Mooch

Mooch is when you do something for no real reason or you just aimlessly carry out tasks subconsiously.

I was in my room just having a mooch.

I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around

We mooched around the mall for a bit.

by James2968 February 27, 2011