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Mitt Romney

To have all the appeal of crumpled laundry; boring
Are you going to do something or are you going to Mitt Romney me to death?
by SaturnChicVT February 10, 2015
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Mittens

Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.

Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"

or

Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
by calvinke February 20, 2011
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Matutos

A dangerous faction in Brazil, they are known for hacking, trafficking drugs and they have multiple spies infiltrated in the police.

Their main source of communication is through Discord and sometimes you can stumble upon their gang through Disboard.
André: Have you heard about Matutos? It's an infamous gang in Brazil.
Guilherme: I did hear about them, i have genuine fear of them.
by MemeMorto May 12, 2021
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Flesh Mitten

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up
Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.
by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007
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girl minute

equal in time to about ten, maybe fifteen, guy minutes.
Baby, yelling from the bedroom walk-in closet "I'll be ready in just a minute, Honey"
Honey, sitting on the living room couch for the last half hour deleting things from his cell phone "K, Baby. Is that a girl minute or a boy minute?"
"Girl!"
Honey turns on the TV, kicks up his shoes on the coffee table, throws the remote to the other side of the couch.
by fuzzygreysocks June 8, 2010
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Seven Minutes in Heaven

A game, often played by teenagers, in which two people, usually chosen at random, go into a closet or other private space and engage in sexual acts, ranging from making outto sex, for seven minutes. Occasionally, the length is extended to eleven minutes.
Jane: Why are you late to school today?

Mischa: I was so hungover and my mother was pissed because the cops broke up the party and brought me home at 2 AM. I'm grounded for 2 weeks!

Jane: That sucks.

Mischa: I know...and we just started Seven Minutes in Heaven!

Jane: Who were you paired with?

Mischa: Tanya.

Jane: Wow...hot.
by Jumping the Gun November 25, 2007
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Mitt-flopping

Taking both sides, and or flipping sides constantly to meet your audiences needs.
Mitt Romney is a professional Mitt-flopper, he will take both sides of any topic. He is good at Mitt-flopping.
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