Minging

CC...like Quasimodo, only worse.

Cor, look at 'er...she's a real CC

by TOC June 11, 2004

mingeries

Lady part injuries caused by a female borrowing (or stealing) and then falling off a men's bike that's too large.

James: "Why don't you borrow Duggers bike for a joyride?"

Clare: "I want to avoid any nasty mingeries"

by St.John Smythe September 2, 2013

Midering

When a couple is so OBVIOUSLY dating, yet wont admit they're boyfriend and girlfriend, or are uncomfortable with using terms like dating, boyfriend, ect, while also not wanting to date other people, focusing solely on each other

Dude! you 2 are totally dating!

Nah man, we're not, we just hang out a lot an tats it.

Well i know how you look at other girls now, and you 2 are obviously Midering

by GoldenAce17 April 13, 2014

lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

by bolognaround May 7, 2015

Mihkering

The act of drinking significant enough quantities of alcohol to become annoyingly verbose and/or hostile.

I've been mihkering the shit out of the booze lately.

by Walter Duckface July 12, 2016

mengerink

Someone with a lot of influence in the community. Surname originates in the netherlands. Often used to express that someone uses social Sway and "charity" to advance their own selfish goals.

"Sabrina is so nice! She is having a bakesale to help orphaned puppies."
"Yeah, but she's just doing it because Adam likes dogs. She's trying to steal him from Valeria."
"Wow. I didn't know that. What a Mengerink!"

by Kitten137 December 20, 2016

mantering

The innate impulse for a man to come up with a scientific sounding explanation... whether fact or bullshit, for whatever he is accused of doing at the time.

Mantering ie : 1." no baby, if I fuck you in the ass due to the methane reports, that would bring a whole reduction in methane gas around the world ie; 2 ." Yeah Baby... she is my ex ... but, I had to fuck her at least two to three more times, just to make sure I was in love with you! "

by GGgGGgrgr May 26, 2017