Smashing Leather

Sex.

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam

by The Golbez June 8, 2018

fruit leather

a twink that got too old but never fully underwent twink death

he was so hot in high school... now he's kinda fruit leather but i'd still hit.

by twinkdef November 23, 2023

Leather Magnet

A person (often times black), who attracts the leather end of a whip.

Did you catch my leather magnet out in the cotton fields? You know what they say: a whip a day keeps the leather magnets at bay.

by Racistsanta October 12, 2020

Tore Leather

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather

by GuttandTag March 12, 2019

Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure

I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin

by Martybj September 22, 2023

Snot Leathers

These were leather mitts with one finger(index) used by chainsaw operators,bush workers,hunters,trappers and many outsdoormen/women
I first heard the term home in Northern Ontario while working in a clothing store.

(See Snot Liners)

The wearer did not have to take his mitt off to wipe his runny nose-he had more control-hence came the name-Snot Leathers!

by KING ARTY May 1, 2012

Leather puss

when you use your vagina to much and it starts to feel like leather

Damn she's fucked so many guys she's gotta have a leather puss

by What a cunt August 20, 2017